So I’m away next week, heading to my hometown to see my growing family (my little niece, Aasta, aka Princess Boobiesucker is nearly two months old!) and of course, my main squeeze—we’re not at “boyfriend”/”girlfriend” yet, but I’m running out of names by which to refer to her. “My sort-of girlfriend,” “my Chiquita,” “m’lady” and “the girl” are all getting pretty tired, but they’re all I’ve got.

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